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  • The Enlighten Heist, reviewed.

    Feb 4th, 2024

    ★★☆☆☆

    The Enlighten Heist is an interesting concept at retelling Exodus 28 through the lens of the blaxploitation genre, and a Soderbergh-esque drenched setting.

    In Exodus 28, Moses instructs Aaron that God demands he must serve in the priesthood, along with his sons. Breastplates made of gold are included in the vestments that are to be made. Paralleling this, the Guru (Brian Barber) instructs Dice (Joshua White) that he must undertake the heist he’s hired to do. A breastplate made of gold is what Dice finds.

    In the first segment titled ‘The Casino’, this viewer didn’t recognise the biblical nature as the Guru seems like one of the lads in Dice’s circle. When we reach ‘The Setup’ this becomes noticeable. As Dice ducks and sneaks in his balaclava, the Guru follows behind completely unphased. By ‘Enlightened’ it’s evident that the Guru is a spiritual figment to Dice. The heist wasn’t carried out for greed, it was because a breastplate needs protecting. Guru tells Dice “Your journey has led you to this sacred duty. Now you must guard it with your life.”

    “…behold the majestic breastplate… – a luminous tapestry that whispers the epic saga of the Israelites through the ages” reads at the beginning of the film. It oozes an air of pomposity. By the end of this tale though, it makes a little bit more sense.

    Director, writer, producer, and editor D’Angelo Harris attempts to create a blaxploitation riff. This can be seen in the way music is applied throughout. It’s smooth and cool. The Soderbergh-esque split screen usage attempts to add a sense of urgency, but unfortunately feels useless and becomes jarring.

    The Enlighten Heist goes heavy on the ‘enlighten’ and light on the ‘heist’. Retelling Exodus 28 is admirable, but this is a tale that could’ve been told more intimately. Show us what makes Dice and Guru so special if they are meant to be the new Aaron and Moses after all.

    Film Festival | Phoenix Rising International Film Festival (priff.co.uk)

  • Man is machine. Brand is religion.

    Jan 7th, 2024

    Michael Mann’s Ferrari, reviewed.

    ★★★☆☆

    Biographical filmmaking is so often a celebration. Often, it feels like a sermon. A two or three hour long sermon celebrating how great our icons are. In Ferrari, Michael Mann has recognised these religious connotations, and the state of worship our culture has attached to mortal men (and it is usually men). With the use of some not-so-subtle visual metaphors, Mann conveys this religious attachment to entities of capitalism with back-and-forth cuts between Enzo Ferrari at church engaging in readings of holy scriptures, and the rapturous energy and roaring sounds of a Ferrari. Ferrari is not a just a brand for car aficionados to gush over – it’s a religion – and Enzo is it’s God.

    Adam Driver as Enzo has switched gears to that iffy Italian accent once more (House of Gucci). In spite of this, his performance is anything but ‘iffy’. This iteration of Enzo has a restrained presence. The cold, callous, calculated responses we see in his reactions to tragedy leave questions hanging in the air. Is this a man who displays psychopathic tendencies as a result of historical trauma?, or has a conscious choice as ‘the boss’ been made to be emotionally distant for the sake of technological advancement? A true fusion between man and machine.

    Elsewhere, Penélope Cruz brings her A-game as the dour Laura Ferrari. A bold move it was indeed, to have made a film about Ferrari, for the dad demographic, and instead choose to make the marital melodrama and squabbling of domestic life the vocal point of your picture. Most of that squabbling takes places over the presence of Lina Lardi (Shailene Woodley) in Enzo’s life. Laura’s conundrum is that she knows Lina isn’t some side-piece she can force Enzo to chuck away, for Enzo and Lina have son. An important thing when succession and heirs is such high point of discussion. She still burns within her grief for her own son (the ‘true’ heir) – “you let him die!”.

    Apparently, this marriage drama is something that’s baked into this ‘great men’ tales. At least Hollywood this year would have you believe that with a holy trinity of this, Nolan’s Oppenheimer, and Cooper’s Maestro.

    Racing is inherently cinematic, and Mann captures that thrill with his depiction of the 1957 Mille Miglia. Some audience members will know what is coming here, others will not. Mark my words, both camps will be equally shocked. A depiction as graphic as that is sure to cause controversy, but it really elevates Ferrari. It puts the human cost of greatness front-and-centre and asks “is it all worth it?”.

    Outside of this segment though, the editing is glacial, and the cinematography is cold and distant. All fine if an audience wants yet another slow-burner tackling toxic masculinity (Mann, I know you have another trick up your sleeve – show us please), but I doubt the demographic paying that cost of admission would say they want that instead of propulsive thrills. A suggestion that those two things have to be mutually exclusive is absurd, but Mann seems to have separated them here entirely.

    Ferrari isn’t a celebration of a man. It’s an intellectual assessment of manhood. It’s a deep-dive into our culture’s version of what success looks like. Men will build prisons for themselves and call it success.

  • Perverse actions and ‘loving’ consequences

    Nov 24th, 2023

    Quinn da Matta’s Into Temptation, reviewed.

    Into Temptation dares to ask how growing up with a perverse kind of “love” can shape a person.

    ★★★★☆

    Nominated for 4 PRIFF Awards at this year’s festival (Best Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor), Into Temptation tells the story of Michael (Juan Manuel Solcito). As a victim of the sins and abuse of Father Graham (Tom McLaren) twenty years earlier, Michael has grown up not feeling like a victim of these sins and instead holds the bitterness of a rejected lover.

    It’s time for Graham to answer for these sins as Michael holds him in captivity, tied to a bed. Interestingly, the captivity Michael holds Graham in is less so a demand for answers and more so a demand for love. Having a perverse version of morality fed to him, Michael fails to see how holding a person captive against their will isn’t love. “Love is as strong as death” reads Graham from the Song of Solomon, for both are passion. Michael fails to differentiate different versions of passion. Graham realises his captivity is the ‘loving’ consequence of his perverse actions.

    Juan Manuel Solcito excels. He portrays Michael with the depth and respect a victim would deserve. In his eyes, we can see a suppression of pain. Michael can understand he has been hurt but would rather revert back to innocence rather than address the abuse head-on. Paul Spaeth’s original score is comprised of flute and cello. A beautiful melancholic sound matches the feeling of reminiscence, but also a fear of doing so.

    Quinn da Matta, acting as director, writer and editor has gone above and beyond in proving his capability in all of these roles. Seamless transitions between a younger and older version of Michael not only demonstrate this capability but give Into Temptation a cinematic edge where it could have felt like play piece. The film flourishes because of da Matta’s tactful and tasteful approach with this editing and an equally sublime script. It’s a hard-hitting and devasting experience, yet it never feels gratuitous in its depiction of predatory behaviour.

    The lush cinematography from DP Matt Plaxco, combined with the inclusion of the Dutch angle adds a gothic flair to the proceedings and aptly creates a sense of claustrophobia. The inclusion of a Dutch angle also helps to mitigate an unusual choice of wide shots, which lends to a cold distance from the story.

    Quinn da Matta demonstrates that passion can come in many forms and that when you tell a child they a special – they will believe you. Into Temptation dares to ask how growing up with a perverse kind of “love” can shape a person.

    Film Festival | Phoenix Rising International Film Festival (priff.co.uk)

  • Comfort and joy and Payne

    Oct 22nd, 2023

    Alexander Payne’s The Holdovers, reviewed.

    ★★★★★

    Bad Christmas films are something that generations will endure. Good Christmas films are something that generations will endear. Every year, bad Christmas films are watched (again), not enjoyed (again), and test patience (again). And then they will be watched the following year. Good Christmas films receive the same treatment, but they are enjoyed, and don’t test patience. Instead they leave a warm and fuzzy feeling permeating the soul, sometimes that feeling comes in the form of a sugary, sickly treat. But what’s even better than that is a warm and fuzzy feeling that comes from something that could only be described as the cinematic equivalent to the warmth of whisky doing it’s magic. This is Alexander Payne’s The Holdovers.

    It’s 1970, and the Christmas season has arrived. The students of boarding school Barton Academy are getting ready to go home, except for the unlucky holdovers. Not only are they unlucky because they have to stay at school for Christmas, but designated curmudgeon of the school Paul Hunham (Paul Giamatti) has been assigned to role to supervise them. Paul and student Angus (Dominic Sessa) dive headfirst into a personality clash and a bond is found. Fill in the rest. Any kind of way of reciting this plot further would diminish the quality of the final product, for it reduces it to sounding like a dusty relic.

    Giamatti, Sessa and Da’Vine Joy Randolph as Mary are the trinity here, a holy trinity indeed. Every so often, an ensemble comes along that feel like they were always meant to be together. Like the soul mates of acting. The chemistry in this triangle works because they all get to be imperfect creatures, and all get to display their feelings. No one here feels dismissed. In other hands, some actors and filmmakers wouldn’t even try to look into the personality of Paul Hunham. A character who could have been written off as a mere grump is instead allowed to be a human being. Awards aren’t always the indication of good quality in this industry, but Giamatti delivers a career best performance. This is where he is meant to be, with his (acting) soul mates.

    The vintage edge does not diminish The Holdovers of a luxury in having modern sensibilities. A sad truth can probably found in the knowledge that if this was indeed a product of the time it emulates, Randolph’s Mary would’ve probably been placed on the bench – only being brought out to play when the story revolving around Paul and Angus needed forward momentum. This film spits in the face of the magical Negro trope. Mary is provided with more distinction and personality than that. She may often be the peacemaker, but she too has her own life. With a well-realised life comes joy, pain, highs, and lows. Randolph refuses to just be the role of ‘alcoholic, grieving mother’, she gets to play with all of these joys and pains.

    The Holdovers looks and sounds like a product of yesteryear. This was an artistic choice from Payne that could have been a useless gimmick with no purpose other than to be cool and quirky. It might be a gimmick, but it is hardly useless. The aesthetic operates as a overt self-awareness of the story’s characteristics. It’s almost like Payne knew the Hal Ashby and Dead Poets Society comparisons were going to arise, so why not take ownership of the similarity? It also allows the film to act as time capsule. “History is not simply the study of the past, it is an explanation of the present.” The Holdovers is a study of the past, but also has a grasp of the present mood.

    Payne chose David Hemingson to craft the screenplay here, who will become a new name to look out for. One must adore a script that refuses to lower its own intelligence. Paul’s love of Meditations by Marcus Aurelius is particularly amusing, as he decides it’s the perfect Christmas gift for all. Speaking of Meditations, Paul probably fancies himself a stoic, but his temper proves otherwise. As he is history teacher of profound knowledge, the references here come fast and come sharp. The high-level wit reminds one of Frasier, also cheekily playing with jargon of intellects.

    We are encouraged to see things from different perspectives, and are encouraged to change how we perceive the problems of others. Paul says “I find the world a bitter and complicated place, and it seems to feel the same way about me. I think you and I have this in common” as he pours his heart out to Angus. How beautiful The Holdovers is – two souls with a shared bitterness about the world bond over this, and in doing so a bit of that bitterness vanishes. Just a bit.

  • Fincher sticks to the plan

    Oct 14th, 2023

    David Fincher’s The Killer, reviewed.

    ★★★★☆

    “Stick to the plan. Anticipate, don’t improvise” narrates Michael Fassbender’s killer. Whether the killer likes it or not, improvising is something he will have to dabble with. As for David Fincher, he indeed sticks to the plan. This graphic novel adaptation is a meticulous thriller that is taut in every way possible.

    The killer is on a hit job in Paris, but after failing to fulfil the act he has been paid to do – move he must. So follows a rigid and chaptered structure of storytelling, as Fassbender’s killer globe trots from one guest star to the next. He seeks revenge upon finding his punishment for failure… disagreeable.

    Alongside Fassbender is Tilda Swinton, Charles Parnell and Sala Baker, who is especially a beastly delight. A brawl sequence between Fassbender and Baker is choreographed to feel so raw and brutal. This is refreshing at a time the elegant sheen of John Wick begins to wear thin. Fassbender’s approach to his performance matches the film’s tone in its restrained nature.

    After Mank, Fincher wanted to go back to what he was really good at. He chose to stick to the plan, that plan might not be the one he made for himself, but it’s the one he’s good at. The Killer is a self-reflective, personally meditative piece of filmmaking. It’s so self-reflective and metatextual in its use of Fincher’s techniques that it becomes comical.

    The Killer chooses a route not too dissimilar to Rear Window in a voyeuristic nature. It allows itself to sit, to breath, to watch, it recognises the reality of the profession for a hitman is doing exactly that. Thrills are earned through patience and creative discipline, not grenades of gratuitous gimmicks.

    Incorporating an array of songs by The Smiths into the music here was an audacious choice. Such choice had a high favourability of being a jarring stunt, but the diegetic fusion of the songs means they melt into the film’s DNA immediately. What we hear, the killer hears – and what he happens to hear is Morrisey blurting a baritone whine about the world. Upon wide release of The Killer, wait until a vast swathe of young men will (suddenly) pronounce themselves (long-time) fans of The Smiths. That’s (not) going to be fun.

    It’s troublesome that for a project that is the grail of amalgamation from this renowned filmmaker, The Killer is bound to leave little cultural impact. Gone Girl had a rabid feminist messiah as villain, this has a guy who likes The Smiths. There’s an underlying hollowness to the affair throughout. That metatextuality should have been put to more use in acknowledging its own self-reflectiveness as being self-importance.

    The Killer acts as a critique of the very characteristic it displays in itself – cold meticulousness. It’s about one man’s journey of learning to be a part of this world, rather than live above and outside of it. For being one of the many is superior to being one of the few. In the end, he’s human and needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

  • Eat (and penetrate) the rich

    Oct 7th, 2023

    Emerald Fennell’s Saltburn, reviewed.

    ★★★★☆

    The year is 2006, and scholarship dreg Oliver (Barry Keoghan) is on his way to Oxford University only to find his world turned upside down after toff Felix (Jacob Elordi), with whom he is infatuated, invites him to stay at his family’s obscenely privileged retreat Saltburn for the summer.

    Oliver loves Felix, that is if love is the same as infatuation. But as time goes on, so too does Oliver’s longing lust for Felix, but he’ll just have to settle with watching from the sidelines (or through the door crack), having “vampire” sex with Felix’s sister (Alison Oliver), and non-vampire sex with cousin Farleigh (Archie Madekwe). Rosamund Pike and Richard E. Grant play the part of insufferable creatures so well. Insufferable aristocratic creatures, and insufferable parental creatures.  Oliver becomes cosy with the Catton’s, a helpful relationship indeed for when death occurs…

    Cinematographer Linus Sandgren never allows the naturalistic lighting to dimmish the vibrancy of anything that pops, just as he did with La La Land. Both films glow with primary and secondary colour, but there’s still a grounded sense of reality.

    Emerald Fennell displays an undying sense of confidence in her material here even when that confidence goes against her own sanity, never backing down from depravity when a more unimaginative director would have. This kind of confidence in the grotesque is rarely seen in British filmmakers today, but if Fennell is going to be the next Ken Russell then I welcome the descent into depravity. Who ever said British drama had to constantly be an onslaught of rag mop dullness? Slurping that water was grotesque, but hardly dull!

    The screenplay seldom cares about structural discipline. For most of the runtime, we loiter and linger at Saltburn just as they do. This is a point where Fennell’s confidence in her material could have reigned it in. The supposed twist ending is hardly a twist at all, and the “reveal” was left too late, leaving any impact it could have had being neutered. As an audience, we should have been allowed to get on board with the bigger picture earlier.

    I’m not entirely sure what the purpose of a mid-2000s setting for this was, other than to allow a setlist of songs like that to seem justifiable. In all honestly though, who on earth cares? Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s Murder On The Dancefloor playing over the credits will make sure you leave with a spring in your step, but you’ll be wondering if you should have one after what you just witnessed.

    Saltburn is hardly a deep dive look into the excess privilege of the wealthy elites of our country. In fact, it’s not unfair to suggest its not saying anything about class privilege at all other than “look how obscene this all is!”. It is however a beautiful gateway of perversion and depravity to seep back into British cinema, as well as a headliner film of an up-and-coming subgenre… wealthsploitation.

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